Thierry Henry receives Red Card for patting another player on the head Violent Conduct

Thierry Henry scored his eighth goal of the season in New York’s 3-3 draw against Portland on Sunday, making him the league’s top scorer (along with Landon Donovan). That was just the set-up for the joke that was his straight red card in injury time for giving the Timbers’ Adam Moffat a firm pat on the back of the head (35 seconds into the video). Moffat responded by shoving Henry, but the two quickly seemed to resolve their dispute before the referee decided that he didn’t like the initial touches.

(Source: Yahoo!)

MLS All Stars v. Manchester United Highlights – MLS

Final score: MLS 0-4 Man U

Manchester United: Anderson (19′)
Manchester United: Ji Sung Park (45′)
Manchester United: Dimitar Berbatov (51′)
Manchester United: Danny Welbeck (67′)

Chivas USA and Michael Lahoud Stick It To Old Spice, Fabio, With Greatest MLS Marketing Video Ever

Fabio and “Old” Old Spice Guy may have proposed to Alex Morgan. But Chivas USA midfielder Michael Lahoud is crazy ripped, we wish Jimmy Conrad was our big brother, and we would have posted this sooner had we not all watched it five times before our brains had adjusted to the amazingness enough to comprehend what was happening.

We want to buy Chivas tickets, and We live across the country. JOB DONE.

(Source: kckrs.com)