Carlos Teves Photobombs Mario Balotelli & Kun Aguero
He’s not quite got the photobombing reputation or repertoire of David Luiz or Didier Drogba but, this picture and the face he’s making in it are definitely a start.
(Photo source: Pies)
Goal.com have dreamed up which modern players bear most resemblance to the film’s heroes Athos, Porthos & Aramis. All for one and one for all!
Cristiano Ronaldo as Aramis
Brilliant, good looking and he knows it. Aramis is a daring playboy who doesn’t lack for confidence. Arrogance is a word that is often associated with him but his gift comes with a price. Aramis is rarely satisfied and is always seeking something better. Sound familiar?
Javier Zanetti as Athos
Fans of the Alexandre Dumas novel ‘The Three Musketeers’ will immediately see the similarities between Athos and the Inter stalwart. As the eldest of the musketeers Athos is well respected for his lengthy career and is a role model to his comrades. Truth be told, there isn’t much this swashbuckler hasn’t seen down the years.
Mario Balotelli as Porthos
Porthos is the resident joker of the Three Musketeers. He’s the man you go to for a dose of comedy and is regarded by his colleagues to have his talents but, whisper it, is also a bit naive. Deep down he is a character who has a good heart and is loyal to the cause.
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This dude needs an intervention or at least child safety bars over any windows he encounters.
Umbro TeeShop: Why Always Me?
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Why are they picking on Kun’s beanie? He’s cold!
And He Asks Why Always Him…
So hide your lighters, hide your matches, and hide your flints, ‘cause Mario will set fire to anything in front of him.
Mario Balotelli must have been hell to babysit as a child. Oh wait he still is.
Roberto Mancini= Highest Paid Sitter EVER.
Next Wave: The Wild One
Mario Balotelli is special.
Anything is possible when it comes to the tenacious Italian striker. On and off the pitch, Balotelli demands the spotlight. He burst onto the scene in Italy with blistering displays and spectacular goals and since arriving in England he’s got even more destructive.
With an arsenal of unpredictable tricks and turns, Balotelli seizes control of the game when it counts. His formidable combination of towering height, intimidating strength and quick feet give him the edge over defenders.
He’s an unpredictable genius and one of the brightest prospects in the game.