This segment is always freakin’ hilarious.
Tammi: Hi, Kaka. I’m Tammi and I like corn. It’s been a few days since your last injury. Do you think you’ll get hurt again soon? Do you think your neck will explode?
Kaka: Oh my! I- I hope not. Why would my neck explode? No, I feel very good right now, Tammi. I’m ready for the match this weekend. My neck definitely will not explode. Does anyone else have a question?
Jamie: Hi, Kaka. I’m Jamie and I have two dogs. If Cristiano Ronaldo loses the Ballon d’Or to Xavi or Messi, will you ask Jesus to give them food poisoning?
Kaka: Of course not! I would never do that and neither would Jesus. I would love to see Cristiano win the award, but Xavi and Lionel are also deserving of it. So, no, I would not ask Jesus to give them food poisoning.